Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you some of the most anxiety-inducing clothing and accessories I’ve seen on the internet. Please let me know if I’m a fool who just doesn’t know fashion:
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This ring with an actual glass eye in it:
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These tooth rings that are allegedly for vampire weddings:
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This shirt with the most unsettling number of buttons and holes:
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These knitted mittens that — while very impressive! — make me feel like I’m in The Shining:
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This vintage rat purse:
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These “Christmas” nails:
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These nails that are capable of biting you:
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This shoe bag — or, shall I say, “shag”:
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These military pumps:
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This Jar Jar Binks bracelet:
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These shoes that say, “Why wear a sandal when you can LOOK like you’re wearing a sandal”:
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And these pants that pay strange homage to Steve Buscemi:
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