Get the conversation going. (And then ready yourself for a long, heated debate.)

Van Gogh’s “Starry Night” for sneakerheads.

For your sugarboo, cause it’s levitating. Get it?

No one’s ever too old for a coloring book.

Protect your heat at all costs.

Storage space for your collection that doubles as a conversation starter (provided, of course, you can ever convince an actual human being to start a conversation with you).

Because life’s too short not to take ’em all.

Jewelry for shoelaces? Jewelry for shoelaces!

Now he can wear sneaker on every part of his body.

What’s one thing that goes with him more than his sneakers? His phone.

If he’s got a green thumb, he can turn a plant into his new shoe baby. And if he doesn’t have a green thumb, well, hopefully this will inspire him to keep his fern alive.

Like Golden Goose. But for the dog. Golden Pooch.

Of course, if you actually want to get him something Golden Goose, these laces are going to jazz up any old pair of sneakers.

It’s a piece of stately décor, and it’s a guide to all of Virgil’s most iconic sneaker designs for Louis Vuitton. Two gifts in one.

So they look brand new, even when they aren’t.

The only pair of sneakers designed not to be worn out of the house.

To make any sneaker cozy. Come winter, this is going to come in handy for insulating his feet and keeping him warm.

For the sneakerhead who hates—hates—creases, a set of protectors to keep sneakers smooth.