Look, we know the connotations that come with the term “fanny pack.” (Tourist dads, neon ’80s Halloween costumes.) We know the connotations that come with “crossbody bag.” (European teen selling MDMA at a music festival.) In both scenarios, the key is practicality. The crossbody bag serves a purpose neither backpack nor tote bag can serve. If you’re leaving the house and only need to take your phone, keys, AirPods, and small bags of snacks or coke, it’s the best option. Whether you’re jogging, hiking, or standing in a crowd, it’s the best option.
The good news is, you don’t need to call it a fanny pack. And you don’t need to be beholden to the 2010s, crossbody thing we’re talking about. Wear them around your waist or across your chest, we don’t care. Buy the Gucci and Ferragamo luxury ones, or buy the Arc’teryx and Nike ACG outdoorsy ones started showing upscale, designer versions at runway shows, solidifying the crossbody-belt-bag’s place in high fashion.









